adventures in school
I can tell these are all high schooler stories because there’s nothing about professors getting drunk with you
^ oi you - I need that story right now
This is why school is so important.
*steals ur credit card*
hasta la visa
IF YOU SAY THE WORD BATTERIES REALLY FAST IT SOUNDS LIKE YOURE SAYING “PARIS” IN A FRENCH ACCENT
WORD OF WARNING THIS ONLY WORKS IF YOU HAVE AN AMERICAN ACCENT IF NOT YOU WILL JUST SIT IN YOUR ROOM LIKE A KNOB SAYING BATTERIES
what in god’s name is a knob
what is going on in this post
Funnily enough the banana is an accurate representation of a knob
the worst thing about brokeback mountain is how they turned it into a joke here was a high profile drama with a-list actors and lgbt protagonists and then everybody just wrote it off and labeled it as “that gay cowboy movie” when they aren’t even gay cowboys they’re bisexual shepherds this is why we can’t have nice things
my mom wants me to wash the car but all i’m hearing is get in my swim suit & spray water everywhere. maybe even eat a burger on top of the car. who knows. i’m just about to get real slutttty
pics plz lol
My dream for the 2016 presidential election is not having to choose which human rights I’m feeling like compromising on.
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