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Secretly a mermaid



troylerina:

lightspeedsound:

becca-morley:

adventures in school

I can tell these are all high schooler stories because there’s nothing about professors getting drunk with you

^ oi you - I need that story right now


theodd1sout:

This is why school is so important.

sovji:

*steals ur credit card*

hasta la visa



groovyviewbie:

flightlessbird-americananchor:

saucegay-uchyeehaw:

crosspin:

seblaine:

circletines:

IF YOU SAY THE WORD BATTERIES REALLY FAST IT SOUNDS LIKE YOURE SAYING “PARIS” IN A FRENCH ACCENT

WORD OF WARNING THIS ONLY WORKS IF YOU HAVE AN AMERICAN ACCENT IF NOT YOU WILL JUST SIT IN YOUR ROOM LIKE A KNOB SAYING BATTERIES

what in god’s name is a knob

cause

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what is going on in this post

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Funnily enough the banana is an accurate representation of a knob 



callmeoutis:

the worst thing about brokeback mountain is how they turned it into a joke here was a high profile drama with a-list actors and lgbt protagonists and then everybody just wrote it off and labeled it as “that gay cowboy movie” when they aren’t even gay cowboys they’re bisexual shepherds this is why we can’t have nice things



pussmangus:

legalizecocaine:

my mom wants me to wash the car but all i’m hearing is get in my swim suit & spray water everywhere. maybe even eat a burger on top of the car. who knows. i’m just about to get real slutttty

pics plz lol



morivan:

My dream for the 2016 presidential election is not having to choose which human rights I’m feeling like compromising on.





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